Okay! After four months of being back in the old apocalyptic grind, a few days of being "Uncle Feathers from Australia" was so not what I expected the Barge to throw at me, but... Whatever. At this point, I'm just going with it.

Annnd did someone pull a Moses or something and forget to tell half the Barge? This mass exodus thing is starting to look ( Read more... )

( Lengthy introspection. Cut for necessary tl;dr. )

[There's a lot of starts and stops, like Gabe's prepared to record something and then just changes his mind, only to repeat the process a few times before finally just... Word vomiting.]

Say there's a guy. Just... An average guy. The kinda guy who goes out and routinely beats his wife on a daily basis, but no one knows about it. Maybe his wife's not ( Read more... )

Day Two of No-Really-I-Died-That-Time-And-It-Sucked Death Toll. Still sucks.

Note to self: Find a constructive hobby. One that doesn't involve getting lit on fire.

[Warden Filter]

Someone needs to check Bela Talbot's room. She had to have broken into my stash to get the holy oil, so if she's still got some, I wanna know about it. And I want it gone.

( Bonus spam for Max )